Well I just couldn’t help myself; I was a little buzzed and hadn’t been laid in three years. I thought I would invite him back to my house for som... serious making out or even a blow job. But Jim did not “make out like some college k**” he made love to you. Little did I know that that night I was going to be made into a women and I didn’t even know it yet.We had a drink and then he just took me by the hand and softly kissed me and said “where’s the bedroom? I led the way and soon we were in a. Dear Mamaw, always one to offer her advice and generally reveling in meddling in the affairs of others had decided that it was time for Gladys to re-enter the world and enjoy her senior years. This is where the favor is introduced. Her plan was for Gladys to go to the Mardi Gras ball and be seen in public so the word would circulate that she was alive and well and in the market for a suitor again. For this plan to work a gentleman had to be found to escort her to the ball. It would be crass for. Jus' knock on the door and go in."With some trepidation, that's what they did. They marched up to the Major's desk, snapped to attention, and saluted. Ezra said, "The Colonel said we wuz to report to ya this mornin', Major MacGregor." Yes, gentlemen. Please sit down. There's an organization y'all have met previously called 'The Brotherhood.' They're the ones with the burning cross tattoo. They're an extreme sect of the KKK that's out to bring the Confederate States back to life. They can't win,. “My god! What if he was a cop?” I mouthed quietly. I willed myself to calm down. I assured myself that it would embarrass him immensely if I backed out of the deal now.“So, I guess I am ... a hooker ... ohmigod!”’ It was an incredible thought.He knocked on the door. “Are you alright?”“Yes ... a moment!”I put my jacket back on and opened the door. He had opened a bottle of champagne and poured two glasses.“Let me take your coat.” And as he hung it up in the closet, “Could we pretend it’s just a.