She laughed. ‘You’re a lot more fun that you used to be. I think you’re happier too.’ ‘Thanks. You’re not so bad yourself. Any big plans f...r the summer?’ ‘Small plans. I’m working in a pilot reading program associated with the Free Library of Philadelphia.’ ‘I thought you were an English major.’ ‘Just a slight change of plans. I think I want to teach so I’ve been taking enough education credits to graduate on time if I decide that’s what I want. ‘The job isn’t so much for the money, it better. Another hour was spent discussing my injuries and being forced to display some of the worse ones.The next few days passed in a bit of a painkiller induced haze. I had numerous guests, more than I’d had in the entire fifteen or so years since I’d lived on my own. Josephine came a couple of times to check up on me as my self-appointed health Inspector. She also ensured that I was showered properly and had my ribs re-bandaged. We joked about old times, but in truth some of the memories of my then. ..1. Sex would smell like chocolate2. Farts would smell like roses3. Dogs would smell spring fresh4. Babies would come from vending machines5. Men would be born with a permanent erection6. All women would have the same size breasts7. There would be no cellulite8. Every food on the planet would be FAT FREE9. Men would be born with an “OFF” switch10. There would be no “Hooters”11. A man’s paycheck would be made payable to his wife12. All menstrual cycles would be replaced with a 5-8 day vacation. I received a phone call from someone who have seen me live in chatroom that night and surprisingly, he's just around the corner. He asked if we can meet up since he`s near at my place. But my naughtyness switched on and told him, "if it was a gangbang then ill come then." He responded, "yeah, actually were just starting to drink with his friends. ist just four of us, wanna be our meal?"We ended up meeting in some place. I was wearing a black sando, no bra and short shorts.When we arrived,.