Pushing me down on my face, Kevin pulled my butt cheeks apart and licked in between them, his tongue darted at my taint, that acutely sensitive skin b...tween my balls and my ass. Then sliding his tongue all the way up, Kevin circled my puckered ass in excruciatingly slow, teasing circles. Then Kevin got up and squirted something cool on my asshole and next thing I knew he was sspreading my legs. Then he was poking his cockhead in my asshole as he slowly entered me, it hurt like hell and for a. ‘ok what do you want this time.’ ‘I was wondering, god mate, What the point of us. I mean me and eve, like we’re enjoying it and all, but what are we doing here.’ ‘Well you’re here to look after the garden, taking care of all the beasts that you have mastery and sing my praises for all eternity. You are a cross between charley Dimmock, Rolf Harris and Thora Hurd’ Adam didn’t get the references but was stuck on the Eternity bit. ‘You mean we’re going to live for ever? Cool.’ ‘No, No. In a while. ”― Mae WestMORE: The Beginner’s Guide to Kinky Sex4. “If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”― Frank Zappa5. “It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”― Jarod Kintz, $3.336. “Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”― Woody Allen7. “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”― Barbara Bush8. “I couldn’t. The cool air hit my wetness as her hands continued sliding down my legs, spreading them so her body fit between. Reaching my ankles, she grabbed them and raised my feet and placed them on the edge of the couch holding them there. I was wide open for her as she lowered her mouth and covered my pussy with soft kisses. My hips thrust forward to her as she teased me with her lips and hot breath moving over my moist pussy. Finally her wet tongue moved from the bottom of my slit, parting my wet.