“Huh?”“I asked who that was! Well?” she demanded.I turned to face her. “That was Kelly O’Connor. She used to live down the street from me....She moved away years ago. I guess they moved back.” I glanced back down the hallway, but Kelly had turned the corner and was gone.Tilly slugged me in the arm. “Well, you can tell her you’re taken!”I gave my girlfriend an exasperated look. “Tilly, get real. I haven’t seen Kelly in, like, four years! She simply surprised me is all.”“That better be all!” She. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse.Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local WalmartDear Mrs. Woolf,Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are"documented by our video surveillance cameras":1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and. And this Lady, had my admiration, big time.And Amy had not been kidding, in saying they could be sisters. One could tell that the age difference between them was not as much, as a mother and daughter would normally be.Speaking of my Princess, she was sitting next to me on the couch that I had chosen to sit on. She was staring at me with her eyes as wide as I had ever seen them."Are you ok, pet? You look like a deer caught in the headlights."She had to swallow a couple times to get her voice to. "What's in here?" Ashley said opening up my glove box."Nothing." There was only the owner's manual."Why is there a snake in here?" What?" How did a snake get in my car?"Just kidding. Snakes can't wear gloves."There was something kind of likeable about Ashley but also something strange. I was glad my Emily wasn't that way. Emily and Taylor talked shoes so I kind of tuned out their conversation."Nice house, Mister!" Taylor said as I drove through my gate."Rich. You can call me Rich." You sure.