“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.Gardener in LoveQ: What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?A: It made him wed his plants...Lights Out to Leave“You came home early from your date,” John observed to his roommate. “What happened?”“Well,” said the flat-mate, “after dinner she invited me up to her flat. We had a couple of drinks and she put on some soft music. Then she reached over and turned out the lights.”“So, what next?” asked John, eyebrows raised.“I can take a hint,” said. It was Halloween afternoon. Danny and I were in the same computers class and we were both excited to get out of school. Danny leaned over and whispered to me, hey Chris, you want to hangout tonight? Yeah sure that sounds good. I just got a video game called Condemned. Its not two player but you and I can switch off playing every 5 minutes. And my parents are going to take my little brother trick or treating then to your parents house for that Halloween party, I told Danny. Alright then, Danny. But a guy who brags about fuckingfor an hour before cumming is not viewed kindly by anyone subject to aninterminable pounding; even less when the whole encounter could taketwice that long. Having time to spread your charms through flirtatiousmingling is more productive than just spreading your legs.As a general rule, new Sissies respond best to gentle immersion over acouple of weeks of progressive responsibilities. For example, if she isthe sort that easily crushes on delectable dolls, maybe. My mom gets up and told us that she is going for a bath and then to temple.After his bath, he was wearing shorts and t-shirt for breakfast. I was serving him tea and two kinds of biscuits and bend in front of him. His eyes were wide open and were looking at my virgin globes, which was almost open for him to see. I teased him: “juju, chai le lo aur ye dono aap ke khane ke liye hi hain (I was referring to biscuits)” and he was referring to my milky globes. “Really, they are big and beautiful…I.