We ate our sandwiches and chatted as the miles melted away. Helen had many questions for her new lover, where he was born, parents, school; all the in...ormation that was usually exchanged before the first date. Theirs was a bit of an unconventional romance, so that this just seemed right. He told her of his new self-given nickname, JT, and she thought that fit right in with everyone else in LBC. Helen told JT that she had moved back to LBC after uni and her parent’s passing. He sensed that there. That amusing picture having been unbiddenly thrust upon your recoiling brains, you'd think that a much older and wiser Thomas Michael would have the wisdom not to repeat such errors. A man of my...shall we say, maturity...should know that he can't possibly repeat such unwise acts without tempting fate. Even if I was still in my twenties I should know better than to risk the Tim Conway shuffle again. But, taking into consideration that two decades have passed since that night, one would think. She was kind of speechless at this point. She said she loves me and she’d do anything for me and asked me whether I wanted something.I told her that I wanted to see her in a way that nobody else has seen. She asked me how, and I told her I wanted to see each inch of her skin. She didn’t reply for over 10 mins, she came back , said hi and then sent me 4 pics of her in a fucking bikini and I was like dudeee wtf. I was shivering and my body felt numb. Her figure was perfect, her face looked so. You seem pissed off to see me, though.”“I should have told you I was married. Night before last was just a fling. I was too horny to think straight.”“I see.”“What about your job?”“I phoned in and said I had an emergency and had to leave for Sacramento.”“What explanation did you give your mom?”“She was a little perturbed at my not coming home and started an argument. I got pissed off, packed my suitcase and took off. I yelled at her on the way out the door, 'I’m off to visit Uncle Baxter!'”“You.