He really doesn’t know how to do anything. He was telling me that he even has a service that will come out and change a flat tire, if he has one.“...e can’t cook. Half of the meals he eats are frozen foods that he cooks in a microwave. It either comes out of a box, the freezer, or a can. He has never barbecued anything on a grill. A real meal, to him, is something he gets at restaurant or a diner.“He wasn’t playing dumb that afternoon in the garden. He really doesn’t know one plant from another.. The next morning, I knew things were definitely going to happen though. Tom and I were sitting in the front room talking about what to do for the day while Jennifer was taking a shower. When Jenn got out of the shower, she called for my help from the bathroom. I walked up the hall and turned into the bathroom and my eyes nearly popped out. Jennifer was lying on a towel on the floor, naked, with her legs spread as wide as they could go. ‘Can you help me with my daily shave?’ She asked me. I was now very horny by this point, so I moved onto his lap, sitting facing him so my cock was pressed into his belly and his cock was sitting between my ass cheeks as it went soft. I leaned in, kissing his neck, then his ears, then to his mouth, he kissed me back, tasting some of himself from my lips, I felt his cock twitch a little. He reached down, stroking my cock as we kissed, and the next scene of the porno came on. As it started, we moved from the couch to my bedroom, where we both. . The reason: Toby's grip threatened to remove her thong! Toby had been very quick about the grab, and the thong was an absolutely minimalist garment; as a result, two fingers went right past the narrow strap that connected the crotch with the waistband in the back. That left Toby with his middle finger literally between Jean's spread labia and his index and ring fingers tangled in the crotch; when Jean attempted to take off, the garment obliged her to an extent by sliding off her hip bones and.