. taxed to death.Some people are alive only because it's i*****l to kill them.If you smoke after sex, you're doing it too fast.A bartender is just a p...armacist with a limited inventory.WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!Don't blame me! I didn't vote!Mopeds are like fat women. Fun to ride but you don't want to be seen with em!If you can read this... Your parents will be home in two minutes.Don't drink and. I gently caressed my small breasts, enjoying the sensation I was giving myself. As a seventeen-year-old, my breasts were not fully developed but I loved them. They were small and soft, and I loved touching them.I climbed out of bed and walked down the hall to the bathroom and ran the bath. I watched the water run and stepped in as the water reached a certain point. I climbed into the bath and lay back to relax. In the bath I massaged my breasts and tweaked at my nipples, it was my favourite. Rare is the moment that I extend a bounty of hope to others, but for this astounding couple — almost surreal couple — I extend no less than all that I have to give for I truly do hope that their love lasts 'forever, ' because the way I see it — if they can't make it then the rest of us are lost. Nevertheless, I must acknowledge the fact that they are indeed children, their entire lives are ahead of them and although they have found something so precious in each other's company, people have a. She had also recently had a small part in a movie and she was hoping to move into acting full time.“We’re going into town” Debbie said “Do you want to come”“No, I’ve been travelling for the last 8 hours. I’m going to lie on the beach and relax.”My husband and father looked at each other. My husband turned to me and told me I was to stay at home. The girls, my mother and Anne were all in the car as my husband got into the driving seat. Linda, my father, Donal and I remained in the house.My.