"Something in her voice worried me, and I asked, "Is everything okay?"Before she could answer, the doorbell rang. Melody's mom opened thedoor, and in...slithered a huge man - except his bottom half was a snake."Oh, a Naga!" Melody said.I didn't know what that was, but I had trouble imagining something thatwould be a problem for this creature. He was not only large, he waswell-muscled, and had a serious look on his face.Then he signaled to someone behind him, and three little girls came intothe. “I love this car, Steve,” Red said as I opened it up on a long, straight stretch of road that ran between farms. “You should have got the Turbo like the Bandit drove in the second movie!”“Wasn’t worth the extra couple of grand to me. I went for the 305 engine and it has a lot of pep. And with the stupid 55MPH limit, it’s kind of silly. But I have the radar detector, so I can usually get away with quite a bit more if I want. What’s the plan for Sunday?”“We thought about drivin’ down on Saturday,. "lets go to bed, it's getting late" "Ok" he said he lay his head down (inadvertently) on my crotch and closed his eyes. Oh come on I thought. I was getting more turned on by the second. I poked him in the forehead. "Come on bud" I said trying to keep it cool. Cedric got up and walked towards his suitcase to look for some pajamas. He bent over and I saw his ass-crack. I lost it, I got silently and walked over to him, I grabbed his ass. He stood straight up in shock and looked at me. "Yan, what. Unlike the 3.4 auto mishaps actuaries tell their insurance companies the average American will endure, it's a completely different thing with airline crashes.One is usually all you may encounter because you don't survive them.After the funeral, there was the usual cadre of friends that dropped by to try to cheer me up, but after a while, I guess they felt that their 'duty' was over and the visits dried up.I spent more and more time at the country club while debating whether or not I was even.