“Forgive me in advance for trying.” (Roommate) It didn’t take long for the rumors to start about Mike and me. They were rampant for a few weeks ...nd slowly died off just as with the other girls. I was just another girl that Mike had supposedly slept with now, but it didn’t bother me as much as I thought it would. Despite what anyone was to think, I made it clear with Mike that I didn’t want any rewards for having sex with him. I told Leslie all about it when we finally got to have a girls'. ’ ‘If that was a thanks, for saving your life then you’re welcome.’ ‘I wasn’t trying to jump!’ Sloane replied, ‘I find you revolting but I’m not that desperate to get away from you.’ ‘Revolting?’ Gabe scoffed, ‘Is that what it was down in the room?’ ‘Don’t get me started on whatever the hell that was down in the room,’ Sloane fired back before crossing her arms and glaring at him, ‘Isn’t Johnna going to be wondering where you went?’ ‘Probably.’ Gabe replied, entertained by the jealousy in. Robby has gotten me an iPod touch, even though I knew he didn't think I was responsible enough. The bus ride was lame, until my best friend Zoe got into the bus. I was always a bit jealous of Zoe, when I was reading my books, she was getting asked out. I would be stuck at home, and she was at some party. She was always more popular then me, but we had been friends forever, and it never mattered who was cooler. She treated me like a human, and that's probably why I hung out with her. "hey Zoe.. But therapy can change all that for you for thebetter. I m going to refer you to the Analove Clinic, run by my colleague,Dr. Bernard Analove. It s very expensive and you ll need to devote threeweeks to its onsite therapy. But you ll emerge a sexually satisfied,happier man, with the tools to stay happy for life. What do you think To that point, Matt had thought that Dr. Freudist only knew how to say, Umhum. So the soliloquy took a moment to process.But he trusted Dr. Freudist. And he.