Apparently New York had been struck by some kind of crazy alien attack that had the news abuzz all over town. They called themselves the Zydians and a...cording to the interviews that some of the heroes gave they were a race of humanoid aliens who were trying to reclaim their home. I didn’t care. Earth had been ‘overrun by the stink of humanity’ one was quoted as saying to one of the heroes. It was pretty self-contained I suppose, no civilians were harmed. The property damage was pretty. - You sure are a skinny looking boy. If I saw you on the street I’d say you’re not a day older than 14.Her tone was severe and distant.- Have you been with a girl so far?- No. Just…- Oh. So just old Rosie Palms, then.- Yes ....- That’s very good. Girls give you diseases. I have no use for you if you don’t make healthy sperm. It must be untouched. If a single streptococcus climbed up your little canal and made his home there, the entire harvest is damaged goods. How is your ejaculate? A lot - a. ’ ‘I’m hungry,’ Mary said. ‘All this heavy exertion is really stimulates my appetite.’ She got up, slipped on her robe, and headed for the bathroom. ‘What would you like for breakfast?’ she asked over her shoulder. ‘More of what I just had,’ Matt replied, smiling. ‘Later,’ Mary said. ‘The way we’re going, I’m afraid you’ll wear me out.’ ‘Not likely,’ Matt said. He sat up and swung his legs over the edge of the bed. ‘It seems to me, the more we make love, the better it gets.’ Mary felt the same. It occurred to me that if I could have it home it would make a fineornament for my mantelpiece. Surreptitiously I concealed the vesselwithin my garments lest some other should see my good fortune and seek totake it from me. Oh how I wish they had. How I wish that some brigandshould have had better fortune than myself.Having secured this find and carried it to my place of residence I setabout cleaning and polishing it.Lo and behold the stopper fell out and I could scarce believe my eyes.Dust.