"it's like twice as wide at the bottom as it is at the top." I probably underestimated myself, but didn't want to over-state things.Manny called my bl...ff. "OK boys, we have a ... a ...." He couldn't find the word. Aaron came to his rescue: "A quandary." Manny smirked. "Whatever. But there is one way to resolve it, and we're gonna do that right now. Jon!" I looked up from the screen at Manny. He said:"Jon, listen carefully. Aaron and I are gonna go into your kitchen and grab some food. We're. I made it through first period before the shit started hitting the fan. I was making my way to the Vocational wing when someone hollered my name from behind me.“Are you Barnim?” I turned around to see a girl standing one of the doors to the cafeteria. I recognized her but couldn’t remember her name. I decided to just go with it.“Yeah, can I...”Before I could say anything else, she fast walked over to me then stopped for a second and looked up at me. It was over before I knew what had happened. The girls wanted something with an umbrella or sugar with an ounce of alcohol. The guys wanted beer. The cheaper the better. Nolan didn’t carry Natty Light. So I spent most of my night breaking off all ten pink fingernails on PBR cans. By eleven o’clock I’d forgotten why on earth I’d talked myself into this and wanted nothing more than to cuddle up in the fetal position with my thumb in my mouth. ‘Two red headed sluts!’ D-bag number eighty-nine asked. Two bubbly Tri-Delts behind him were gazing. ”“Please don’t ask me to get up and shave,” he said.“You misunderstand. I like the feel of stubble against the inside of my thighs. Among other places.”Without further comment he crawled to get between her legs. His hands widened her thighs more, and he got comfortable on his stomach. Then he leaned in to find out what Jody Dagastino tasted like.As it turned out, Jody Dagastino tasted fabulous, at least to Dick Hooker. The salty sensation was overriding, even after the shower, but there were.