.. Simply showing marriage certificate and your wife’s picture is not enough!For MEN and WOMEN with a bit of humor?? A man was granted two wishes by...God. He asked for the best drink & the best woman ever. Next moment he got mineral water & Mother Teresa.There are 3 kinds of men in this world. Some remain single and make wonders happen. Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen. Rest get married and wonder what happened!Wives are magicians. They can change anything into an argument.Why do. When sure they had both truly adjusted to the size of the visiting members Natalia began pumping forward and back feeling the dildo that connected them inserted and extracted in both their pussies with each thrust.Caitlin gave a sigh and reaching up grabbed one of Natalia's breasts and began to massage it tenderly. She giggled inside a little as she remembered how less than a month ago she was still freaked out by the mere thought of sex, regular as much as same gender, yet now she felt so. .. it pissed me off so I told her to leave. She tried to hit me twice!” I told himHe just grinned. “Chicks are crazy man. Gotta find one cool like Marj, then ride the wave.”I just rolled my eyes.The rest of the evening was just chatting, listening to music and me drinking more than was good for me. When Marjorie showed up two hours later, she found us laughing and more than a little drunk.“Marj, your boyfriend used a surfing ana ... alan ... anagal ... he called you a bodacious wave.” I said,. ."Edging a little closer, Kristen rested one hand on the older woman's hip and sent the other one probing down between her legs. A shout emerged from Ann's lips when she felt her daughter touch her there and it took another mighty effort to avoid cumming prematurely, but Kristen only grazed the dewy, swollen lips with her fingertips in the end. Raising her hand, Kristen was careful to show it to the older woman, who stared with wide eyes at the droplets that clung to the fingers. With a soft.