" I smirked. "Can't really say I'm glad to see you. You going to attack me again?" I inclined my head toward him, jutting my chin forward. "Maybe kill...me this time?" He grimaced, showing a hint of sharp incisors. But his tone didn't match his countenance when he spoke. "Ouch," he squeaked contritely. "I guess I had that coming." I lifted my eyebrows in acknowledgment, and he continued. "But no, that's not why I asked Colin to bring you here tonight." Oddly, he reached a hand up to the back of. Lobsters walk straight. Until the crab can walk straight, he’ll never marry my daughter.”The next day, the doors of the throne room burst open and in strode Charlie the crab, he walked straight up to the king, threw a claw around his shoulders and said:“Man, am I pissed!”Thank jmcnally ‎ for this one... Son - “Dad - I want to get into organised crime when I grow up”Father - “That’s nice son - Private or Government?”Some random Thoughts ... from a friend of J & G.Al Gore took Viagra and got. ”“Sure, thanks for coming all the way out here.” I said.He half smiled, and clapped me on the shoulder before he left. I live in a very secluded area, just on the outskirts of town. I knew that it was a hike for him to come out and check on me. I did appreciate the effort.I waved as I watched him drive down the driveway. Then closed the door. All the drinking finally got to me. I really had to piss.I just tucked my junk away, and flushed, when there was another knock at the door. I figured that. "I need to get an education. I don't when I'm being dragged to these protests all the time." You need to support your father," Mother responded. "As for tonight. Your father is having dinner at the meeting. Mike told me he's going out with friends, and I'm taking Matilda over to Kelsey's. I guess Kelsey heard some bad news and your sister is offering her some support. I figure you can get your own dinner." I'll do that Mother," I said. "Sorry that I forgot to call you to let you know I was.