..Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has placed a screen saver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears.Tech support: How...may I help you?Customer: I'm writing my first email.Tech support: OK, and what seems to be the problem?Customer: Well, I have the letter 'a' in the address, but how do I get the little circle around it?This one and the next are our personal favorites!A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.Tech support: Are you. I really didn't mind helping, in fact I had been drawn to Katie ever since I had started dating her sister 15 years earlier. At that time she was a 16 year old innocent high schooler, with a killer body. So I always helped Katie when she needed it.Laura gave me quick kiss and as we left the van. Katie came out of the apartment carrying the last of the boxes from her bathroom. It was now pushing 2:00 when Katie suggested that since we hadn't had lunch that she and Laura would take this load over. The image is of 'The Orgasmotron 3000', a contraption that looks vaguely like a science fiction pistol. It's small enough to be hidden in a pocket, or in the palm of your hand, as another picture demonstrates. You read a bit of the blurb."The Orgasmotron 3000 is the leading edge of synchronous wave technology. When fired it projects an invisible beam at the target, which on contact gives them stimulation in the erogenous zones. In layman's terms, this gives the target a spontaneous, instant and. My pussy was moistening rapidly. I couldn't help myself. I wanted to fuck my own son! "I know it's wrong, Mom," me whispered. "But I want you so badly! Maybe I always have." He wrapped my fingers about the bulge in his pants and instinctively I squeezed his erection. I was shocked at the size and stiffness of his prick. I couldn't remember when I had felt a cock of such prodigious proportions. My pussy was itching with a need to feel it between my legs. "Come home with me, Mom." he whispered..