I had agood job, and a fantastic wife, and things were going great. Then oneday my wife says she's skipped a period, and she wants to take apregnancy ...est. Its positive, and we celebrate, and I was thinking I wasthe luckiest guy on the planet.Then things got strange.Mary had morning sickness something awful, which I'm sure you heardabout. But what you may not have heard is I got sick at the same time.For a while it was like a contest to see which one of us needed thebathroom more, and it was. At times like this, he couldn’t help but think that he really, really ought to take up a sport. Busy with practice, the coaches were all excused from the rotation. Worse, much of the female staff was excused by virtue of their ... condition. This being a school full of adolescent teenage boys, most of the teachers were sluts at any given moment. Leaving them to watch a room full of horny teenagers would have resulted in something very different from the intended punishment.That meant the. I know I breathed a sigh of relief. She probably thought, when she heard the news, that it was OK to go ahead and enter a convent, now that she was finally vindicated. I wish her nothing but happiness in her endeavors.Anyway, as I was saying, she and I would rent a motel room and spend the night sleeping nekk** with each other. Such a thrill it was to be lying next to one you love, with not a stitch on. --She would wear baby powder, but that's another tale for another time.One evening we. “I have so many questions about this. Where to begin?” She pondered.“I am clearly a pariah in Hollywood. Do you think this is a good idea? I don’t want to do anything to damage the reputation of the Golden Globes, and my presence there could certainly have that effect.”“The panel debated this in depth. I won’t kid you – you were the most discussed candidate for any presenter this year, or any other year I have been a part of this. But the questions were not about whether or not you would not be.