I was born in a small town of 5,000 in the large but sparselypopulated state of Wyoming but since then I've moved to Japan. I'velived in Japan a littl... over a year and mainly moved here to get a copyof SAO easier.Thanks to my grandfather's money I was able to get one copy of the gamebefore all 10,000 of them were released to the general public. I was toolate to get into the beta.I don't like to flaunt money unnecessarily and therefore I only use itwhen it's something needed or important and. .. what the fuck do you dohere? You girl are seriously lacking in flirty basics... shit a twelveyear old could teach you stuff, assuming they could stop laughing longenough.~"Ah, look Phil... I really appreciate you helping me out but I reallydon't want you going to any trouble. Let me just pay you for your time..."~Damn, the guy's eyes just shut down, as though he'd been knocked out.Why? Why the hell would this regular guy even think of going out with a...well, a girl like me?~"Yeah, ok.... You’re kinda stuck with us now,” David had the decency to apologize to Claire, who discovered to her horror that she had pissed her pants.“Hey, if that’s the worst thing that happens to me, I’ll be better off than most folks who piss off the Mafia. That was clearly a Mafia hit, you know. They wanted you dead, honey. Excuse me, but I’m gonna shower on your bus here and then ... well, I think that I’ll try this nudist thing of yours. Why the fuck not? I think that I’d rock these boots without any. I know my wife well. I know that her biggest peeve is the waywomen are treated by men. Especially in the business world. She ran intoso much discrimination while building her business. She once told me shewished she had been born a man instead of a woman. She was tired of allthe obstacles and roadblocks thrown up against her. I am really hopingshe meant it. With the MAUs we could switch. I could become her wife, andshe could be my husband. I really want to be that redhead I was the otherday..