"I'm sorry, Bill. I'm just being a mother hen. Anyway, there's an exercise coming up -- I'm not supposed to tell you -- but there's an exercise coming...up that will give you the chance to get to know her better... or at least her body. Interested?" Does a bear shit in the woods?" I gave her my ain't-I-bright look.She gave me her oh-God look and said, "Clever."I then tried my little-boy look and digging into the hardwood floor with my toe and said in a contrite voice, "What do I do?" You'll. While Lae and the Raven chatted between themselves about the house and other things, I too absorbed as much information as I could about the house and the man-made lake that it stood in front of. It was only a few hundred feet from the gate to the front door, but it seemed like it took us forever to get there under the intense heat of the Texas sun. I knew that I hadn’t been to the gym in a while, but I was nearly out of breath when we stopped in front of the largest oak doors I’d ever seen.. If a male reads this, he will just have to take my word for it, that whenyou are in the sciences, looks actually count against you, so beingpretty is actually a handicap. I don't mean I would win beauty contests,but I don't look like a dog, and that's bad enough. Socially, the situation is reversed. Men don't mind beauty in agirlfriend, but there is something about a smart women that intimidatesthem. Not that I ever helped myself there, I was always too busysearching for a cure to my dilemma.. Devastated, I got down at my stop, ran to a man standing near the bus stop and borrowed his phone. I called my mobile but there was no answer.The day turned out to be shit. I left work early because I could not focus, trying to think of a way to break the bad news to my dad. Just before reaching home, I tried calling my mobile again, oping against hope that someone would pick up. To my surprise, someone did.Me: Hello?Thief: Hello kaun hai?Me: Ye phone mera hai! Sale kaine mera phone chura.