The rest you can tell me later. I will squeeze it out of you," his wife said. It was now obvious that she was both tipsy and horny."All right, all rig...t," Anders gave in. "Well it happened on one of those rare occasions when you Eric wasn't around. It was only Gunnar and I staying that week. Grandma had hired Lena to take care of the cattle while she picked berries and made jam and fruit syrup. It was a woman grown up in the neighbourhood but working in town. I guess she was in her late. I picked it up and looked it over, then on the back page where he had it folded over to hide it, I saw what he was already grinning about. There was a half page advertisement.“Ford Automobile Dealer in Tucson has Five New Fordson Model F Farm Tractors For Sale.” I read aloud from the advertisement in the paper.“Look down at the very bottom,” Tom told me and I pulled the paper closer to see the small figures. “Three hundred, ninety-five dollars each, with thirty dollars freight added per. He told her to make sloppy sucking noises and said things like, "You are a hungry cocksucker, Mick." At every chance he used my name and even watched me as he did it. When I made eye contact with him, he said, "Oh my, Mick, you love cock as much as your wife." At that point he pulled her down hard with both hands.I cringed, unable to tear myself away. My heart was pounding and with all the bizarre talk it almost felt like it was me being held between his legs. He let her up quickly, just long. It landed with the impact of a low-level nuclear weapon.Liberals were astonished, and so were conservatives, but for differentreasons, of course. The liberals, used to years of abuse from Coulter'spen and tongue, were understandably wary. Meanwhile, conservativesconsidered it the greatest betrayal since the United States "lost" China(or at least since Lou Dobbs had given up his microphone, moved toMexico, and established a foundation to promote better U.S.-Mexicanrelations).No one could sort.