It sounds deceptively simple, doesn’t it? Hmm. How deceiving that false simplicity is. And there it was. A small, tight knot…not on her back, but...her right shoulder. Always, without fail, the right shoulder needed attention. Her body lightly quaked as my thumb ran over it. I started by gently circling the sore tissue around the knot. Her body responded readily enough, arm and shoulder going slightly limp in turn. As I varied the pressure, remaining relatively gentle, a soft sound of relaxation. Sean was just as bad. He started making calls to see who would be at the dinner. Sheila rolled her eyes. Ten minutes later she produced a list. After an hour, Sean gave me half the names. As usual, Sheila's point was subtle but effective. Sean tried to tap the grapevine. Sheila went to the source. I gave Sean's list to Elspeth as confirmed attendees. I called Sheila's list "possible others". Elspeth just dropped Sean's list to grab Sheila's. I said she was smart.By late Saturday, I knew enough. He could hear Bessie moanin’ and groanin’ too, so he went over to her. After he looked at her, and saw her condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.Den da policeman came across de road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, “Mr. Drover, how are you feelin’? ... Now yer honor, wot da fock would you say?”Yes, I know there are different variations of this joke posted but it is still funny.The following is compliments of StarFleetCarlMurphy’s Law of CombatNo battle plan. I also couldn't stop thinking about taking another peak at his sexy half naked body. I am petite, fair completed with reddish blonde hair. My breasts are small but very sensitive. I've been very shy my whole life. I haven’t had many boyfriends even though I’m 18 years old. I do get a lot of attention and boys are attracted to me. I just can’t seem to be comfortable around boys. My step-father has always been good to my mom and me. They've been married for over three years and we have a good.