”“Well”, said Paddy, “After I had finished the first dance, the music kept going, so I continued dancing to the second song, and after that th... music kept going and I was dancing to the third song ... when all of a sudden the Groom leapt over the table, ran towards us and gave the Bride an unmerciful kick in her privates.”The Judge instantly responded... “Wow ... that must have hurt!”Paddy replies “HURT! ... He broke three of my fingers!”A guy was accosted by a hooker. She asked, “How ‘bout. The next half hour was spent tweaking the song to her liking. I managed togive her what she wanted without changing the song too much. In the end wewere both happy with the final product.Jennifer remained as I worked with the band to add the other instrumentsinto the song. She was surprised at how much input I accepted from the bandduring this process, but I wouldn't have it any other way. Each of themembers in my band was a specialist in instruments I didn't know how toplay, and they were. I'm hungry. Come make lunch with me" Sara said.She really wasn't going to let him out of her sight was she? He groaned theatrically as he walked past her into the kitchen."Are you groaning mister" she teased. Then to his surprise she slapped him on the ass. "There'll be no more of that" she said laughing.What the fuck was going on. This was not like Sara at all. Now that he thought about it the whole damn day had been strange. Sara never dressed like this, she never asked for help especially. "It's impossible! It's ridiculous! It's against the laws of science! Those are expressions commonly used when talking about Maynard G. Krebs. "It" being the subject, because these same people dispute what he is. "...Or was! Yes, the same grubby, nonsocial, but loveable beatnik we knew is no more. He is gone. She is now trying to be the same grubby, nonsocial, but loveable beatnik we knew!" "Yes, Maynard G. Krebs has become a girl. Which girl, I will not go into at the moment. Let's just say she.