At the peak of my arousals for my auntie, my cousin Dan announced he wanted to go and play computer games in his room. Jessica wanted to as well.It le...t me with no option.That idiot Dan, he probably knew I was lusting after his Mum and wanted to get me inside.The computer was in his bedroom, which was in the back bedroom. So, I did get to look out through the window at my auntie, still reading her book occasionally.What turned out to be bad luck, then turned out to be the best opportunity I had. "Come inside with us!" Pat requested, and turned toward the house. He led the women through the house to the area where the washer / dryer was located."This machine washes and then dries the clothes," he told them pointing at the washer / dryer."A ... a machine that washes and dries clothes??" Shannon and Sheena asked in shock."Really?" Clare and Cathleen added."Yes. We'll show you how to use it later. Let's eat lunch now, and then we'll start plowing," Pat told them."Yes! We want to see how. I’ve been a good wife to you for the last 20 years & I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you left your job today which was the last straw.Last week, you came home & you didn’t even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new nightie. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching your TV soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects. . and forget 5 others.A thief broke into my house last night ... He started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.My dentist told me I need a crown. I was like: I KNOW!, Right?I think I'll just put an "Out of Order" sticker on my forehead and call it a day.This is compliments of John L.A little something I thought would make you smile. A twist on the old USAF Enlisted Performance Eval from back in the 80's. Worker's Performance Evaluation Report"Under the Freedom of Information.