The result was that Dane pulled her right off the couch onto the thick, soft rug."Dane, stop it!" she cried.He just gave her one of his maddening grin... and kept on tugging. She lost her grip on the jeans, and off they went. He dropped quickly down beside her and grabbed her panties. Jodie sobbed in mortification as he stripped them off and tossed them out of her reach.Then he practically tore off her rumpled bra and shirt, leaving her naked and blushing. Jodie lay there in a daze and watched. If you can give me a new reason for speeding – a reason I've never before heard – I'll let you go..."The old gentleman paused then said, "Thirty three years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman;I thought you were bringing her back." Have a good day, Sir," replied the copper.QueenslandThe owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said,"You graduated from the. Sarah was beautiful with an ass that drove Alison mad. She had never seen any girl be able to fill out a skirt as well as Sarah could. She was slim with thick thighs and a stomach as toned as Alison’s, but with small B-cups (perfect handfuls Alison imagined) that where pert and firm. She was a drop-dead gorgeous blond beauty just like Alison but without the attitude. She was very shy and reserved and on the occasions Alison had tried to converse and seduce her, her answers where always short as. What the hell, I'll just get there early and surprise him! Besides which, It’ll give me chance to try and chat up his new secretary if she’s working late again! I consider.As we trundle out of the city and head into the suburbs, I reflect how lucky my Dad is to have a gorgeous secretary like that working for him. The MD of the company, he’s an average looking man, in his mid-forties, but with an enduring gift of the gab, who’s always had a bit of an eye for the ladies, especially work.