. Okay, how about the screw side, or the screwed side?”“Rather screw than be screwed,” I whispered.Shannon’s eyes widened, but she only grinne... as she separated the two filters. She passed me my choice, and I held it up to the light. It was perfectly clear.“Wow,” I drawled sarcastically. “This is really going to change the way I take photos!”She giggled. “Did you just get a plain UV filter?”“Looks like. What did you get?”She held up a dark blue circle.“Wow, that’s cool! Looks like I got screwed. Turning back to his work, he sighed and tried very hardto focus.Work actually started flowing for a few minutes, and then, out of the corner of his eye, Noahsaw Mike walk into his room next door. All thoughts of productivity left Noah’s brain and hiscock throbbed almost painfully. Mike and he being neighbors in the dorm didn’t help his stateof mind any. At least Mike hadn’t brought up Saturday night in a negative way. The fact that hehadn’t brought it up at all, though, just left Noah’s head. I wore out the five of them. I asked Donny to bring more with him the next time." Aug 5, 08. Went to lunch with Jim Carstairs. An afternoon in room 416 got me a signed contract. I really enjoyed getting that signature. Jim has a nine inch cock — the biggest one I've ever seen. I told him he could call me any time he was in town and I'd find some way to get to him. He gave me his number and told me to call him anytime I was in Salt Lake and you can be damned sure that I will. Nine inches — MY. You’ll convince me I can walk on water.”Suddenly, Phil was upright, standing on an expansive watery world, not a vessel or fish to be seen, literally standing—if not actually walking—on the surface of an ocean at least miles deep.“Okay, you’ve convinced me, you’ve developed a sense of humor. There’s hope for you yet.” he danced a short jig of only a few steps before turning serious again. “Seriously, at least tell me what the fairy queen said.”With that simple statement, he suddenly.