”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered ...cct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside. "The rest of the journey was completed in silence, the driver never taking his eyes off the rear-view mirror, concentrating on Mireille's hemline, whilst Mireille kept up a constant smoothing motion to ensure there was nothing for him to see. Nevertheless, when they alighted at the Palace, she could not avoid giving the African an eyeful of cleavage, and was rewarded by a grin of such pure unadulterated lust, that she felt an icy ripple down her spine. She was glad to enter the glittering. Bharne lagi..ah..uff…haan..han…araam se..aah..aaah..aah..thoda araam se chuso na..dard ho raha hai aah..aah aa..aa..aa um..um…aaah…ur mera sir jor se apne mamme par press karne lag gayi….main dusre haath se unke right mumme ko daba raha tha bich bich mein unke nipple ko masal deta to who apni chati aur upar kar deti aur siskiyaan leti..aah… aah..dhere kato aisa karte karte mujhe 40 min hogaye the aur dono mumee lal hogaye.Issi bich mein ek baar apna pani chhod chuki thi ab maine mami ki salwaar. She pointed with her crop, a wickedly sexy black thing, I suddenly feltvery nervous and began to start apologising. Her face was a mask of angerand she pointed at the bed again, I wasn't at all keen but seeing howcross she was, I reluctantly played along with her.In reality she had clipped me playfully with that wicked crop a few timesbefore, it had hurt, but it had lead to her being hugely aroused andbeing quite wild in the resulting sex. This time things were differenthowever, I lay there.