He placed the goods before the cashier andshe rang them up. "That will be $265.69", the cashier said as Robfidgeted with his purse and pulled out the ...oney. He placed 280 dollars on the counter and laughed to himself over theseemingly excessive price of the simple clothing. He smiled as thecashier gave him his change, and he headed to the shoe store two storesdown. He walked in and took a deep breath as he stared at all the shoeshe had to pick from. 'All right let me figure this out. Blue will. The top is one of your boob tubes withattached little sleeves in a light yellow color. I am sure you rememberit as you looked so cute in it. I have no boobs of course. Mom said Ishould embrace my feminine side and enjoy the experience. I am sure sheis going to let me wear some of your dresses soon. I see she is hintingand saying what pretty dresses you have. All my clothes are locked awayso I don't have a choice. Luckily it is still school holidays so don'tknow what will happen when school. James was surprised when a couple actually stood up as he hadn't realized that there had been one in the shop. He asked for the man's CAP card and looked it over, then did the same with the woman's card. He shook his head and dismissed them. Another conference with the marine elicited an exclamation of irritation and an apparent conference with someone (or James suspected, something). Finally the marine asked for the CAP card reader that James had and made some adjustments to it. The marine. We went to this place that specialises in things to help men look like girlies."This was serious! She took something out of a carrier bag. "This is what you'll have to use to hide your dangly bits. It's called a gaffe. The instructions are inside the pack. Put it on when you get out of the bath, then put on the dressing gown and come back here." Yes, this was serious! I thought I'd just put on a skirt and a pair of tights, look like a bloke in a dress and we'd give up the idea as ridiculous..