They stood between their hind legs, hard as rocks and as bright as tomatoes. I was drawn to them like a moth to the flame. Scrambling to my hands and ...nees, I shuffled over to them and literally tackled them to the ground. I was about to wrap all ten of my fingers around them when a thought occurred to me. Why jerk them off when I could get them to fuck me? No sooner had the thought occurred to me that I was putting my recently-hatched plan into action. Picking a coyote at random, I pinned him. She opened it and saw that it was from Algernon, the director of the film. A piece of paper fluttered out and fell to the ground. She saw that it was a cheque, and one for quite a lot of money - two hundred thousand pounds, in fact! HOW MUCH!! But - she was getting used to surprises by now, and took this latest in a long line totally in her stride. She read the letter."Dear Miss Harmsworth,"Owing to the unexpected and phenomenal success of our little cinematic endeavour, I am able to enclose. It could be very comfortable, for the right person.”Mom shook her head. “Not me.”“According to Seth, you’re right.”“What’s that supposed to mean?”Alyssa took a drink of tea, brushed her hands clean, used a napkin to clean crumbs from her lips, and then picked up the collar. “Seth said the collar sets Kelly free.” Then she looked at Mom. “He says if you put it on, you’ll lose all inhibitions.”“Oh, please!” Mom said, laughing. She glanced at me. “That’s absurd. A person can’t lose their. Damn, is this what it feels like to give birth?Then he began to move. Slowly at first, just a little in and out and then gently spinning it about an inch back and forth. I'm not sure if it was because I was more relaxed or just getting used to it, but the pain was starting to go away. "Here," Ronnie said. I looked up to see him holding my pipe and a lighter. He brought it to my mouth and I graciously accepted it.Listening to the rock crackle and pop took my mind off of what the old man was.