A blonde woman visits her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer, “You shouldn’t work my husband so hard. He’s exhaus...ed”. The officer laughs and says, “Are you kidding? He just eats and sleeps and stays in his cell”. The woman replies, “Bullshit!. He just told me that he’s been digging a tunnel for months”.One of my earliest memories was seeing my mother through the oven window. We were playing hide-and-seek. She said, “You’re getting warmer”.Did you know that on the. “They think they’re so smart, an’ that they can keep secrets.”“What kind of secrets?”“She didn’t have her monthly last month.”If she expected Bobby to be shocked, she was disappointed.“Did she talk to you about it?” asked Bobby.“Nope. She seems to think I won’t notice somethin’ like that.”“You think she’s pregnant?” asked Bobby.“A mother knows these things,” she said wisely. “Course it helps that she’s been actin’ squirrelly ever since she should have started bleedin’. It was pretty clear to me. As he hurried out of the pool yard he though. Geeze you idiot what are you thinking, first she is you new employer this is a job you need asshole so behave and besides the k**s were in the pool just what were you going to do. Just mow the fucking grass. John mowed like never before and then tackled the mulch beds with a frenzy. Five hours later, when he was done, he went back to the pool yard as he want to show her what he did and because he wanted to see that body again. The thought. She saw his belly wiggling as he fucked her mouth, the little mole, his pubes crawling all the way up to his belly button. He seemed to be getting more and more aroused and then suddenly he removed his cock from her mouth. ‘Martin,’ she said. He placed his hand on her face so she couldn’t speak anymore and with his other hand he jerked himself of, just for a moment and then he orgasmed. He was moaning loudly, his cock throbbing as his sperm shot out over her face. He was panting loudly. He.