The lady should already have it open on the table!Q: How can you find the guy who drank a case of Coors Light?A: He’s the one dancing like an asshol...!Q: How do you know a man is really really gay?A: When he’s nursing a Bacardi Breezer!Q: What happens when a ghost drinks boos?A: They get sheet-faced.Q: What’s the difference between a G-Spot and a bottle of Jack Daniels?A: A guy will actually SEARCH for a bottle of Jack Daniels.Q: How does a man show he’s planning for the future?A: He buys two. Aunt Val must have noticed my boner poking her face! A minute later I felt my dick get freed from my running shorts. I jumped and woke Mom. "Are you ok Gio? What's wrong honey," my Mom asked.I thought of something to say. "Oh sorry Mom it's just that I thought I felt a spider on my leg." My mom smiled sleepily."Ok just making sure," Mom told me.I laughed nervously and she looked out the window once again. "How long was I out," asked Mom. "Not that long just 15 minutes or so." "That's enough. Dhire dhire hum log kafi achhe dost ban gaye even mai ne bahut baar un ke ghar pe khana wana bhi kahya .baaton baaton mai unhon ne mujh se girl friend ke bare mai pucha chuke meri koi gf nahi thi so mai ne kah diya unhe bara tajub hua ke itne khubsurat hone ke baad bhi tum ne gf nahi banaya hai to mai ne kaha ke yeh to aap sochti hai but mai ne ab banaya hai us ne kaha kaun hai woh mai ne kaha aap to woh thora muskartae hue boli mai to married hun fir mai ne kaha ke gf banae ke liye kiya un. The smelled pretty musty. Finally, it was time to get to work!First, we made a circuit of the entire fence. That way, we could get what we needed to fix it after we knew what needed to be done. At the halfway point, we stopped to eat the sandwiches the girls had brought along. When we got back to the cabin, it was only five O'clock."That wasn't nearly as bad as I thought", Ann gushed, as Denise and I painfully dismounted. "Heck, we've only got around an hours worth of work to do."She seemed to.