? I hear him give me the order ?slave look atme? I nervously look up at him since I am so used to my gaze always being castdown and I am shocked when ...is eyes look directly into my own as he barks at me?you may thank this Master now slave for the gift he has bestowed upon youtonight?.? I humbly thank him for thegift bestowed upon a filthy pig as unworthy as I and beg him to use this pigfor his pleasure when my Master grants him the use of his pig so his humbleslave may reward this glorious. I was going to jerk myself off as much as possible before mom came in to get my sample for me. I figured if I could prolong my orgasm, mom would feel like she must get my sample by any means necessary. In this state of mind I hope mom will either give me another blow job or maybe something even better.I was up in my room trying to put the finishing touches on my plan as my text message alert on my phone rang. It was mom, and by the first few words of the message I realized that the doctor. Now, I sleep fully clothed because I am weird, further explanation not required. I had known Tommy for many years, and one thing I had to get used to with him staying the night was that he slept in only his underwear, that was just how he did things. At least by the time this event had happened he had upgraded to boxers from the ‘tighty whiteys’ of his boyhood. So, boxer clad, Tommy came running over to me and began using my shoulder as a punching bag. I fell off the bed, my hands. (YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS!!!!!!)'What's a headache?'!!!!!!!!!!!This one is compliments of John:On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me," said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence.Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he.