"Any experience with a woman?" Once. A weekend in college. It ended badly." Did you ever want to try again?" A few times I was tempted, but nothing ha... clicked."She smiled wistfully. "I'm sorry we can't come closer. I would love to kiss you"I blushed more intensely. "I ... I would like that." I swallowed. "I think."Almost as if involuntarily, her left hand reached up to play with a stray curl of hair at her left temple, and then lightly caressed down her dress to circle her protruding right. "That bad, huh?" I said between moans. In response, he kneaded my breasts harder and bit my neck. I let myself enjoy this for a couple minutes before, just as quickly as he had come up on me, I whipped around, sank to my knees, and had his shorts off in one move. I'm not quite sure he knew I had that in me due to the bewildered expression on his face. I quickly wiped that look off his face and sent shivers up his spine as I traced my fingers up his thigh and kissed and nibbled all around his. “Come quick. QUICK! Oh, no, call an ambulance first!”It seemed that Gramps had slipped on the wet floor and fallen, he was breathing, but he was unconscious. Fiona called an ambulance and we rushed back, all the while Fiona blamed herself for going for a pint. “Don’t be silly, he’d have fallen if you weren’t there. ‘Course he would”We got back and lifted Grandad onto a table. Probably not a good idea, thinking back, supposing he had broken his neck or something? Fiona was very organised and. It just takes a little more effort, and it’s not nearly as much fun,” I explained.“I don’t understand. Darlene says you’re a fantastic lover. How can that be if you don’t get hard?” Alice asked. I heard several sisters say, “I was wondering the same thing.”“My goal or mission as a lover is to provide the necessary emotional and physical stimulation required for my partner in achieving an orgasm. I do that orally,” I said.Standing stark naked in front of a table full of attractive and nude women.