."Why did you let them?" Ted asked."Let them what?" I asked."You let them do Evvie without a rubber."The simple answer, of course, was that I knew ins...inctively that it would move things to a new level. But could I say that? Well, maybe... "It seemed like a good idea at the time." What if one of them has something?" I guess I'll kill them," I said with a straight face.Evelyn rescued me with, "Uh, Don -- I'm keeping Teddy home for the week. I'm trying to give him a solid foundation in reality. A couple other things I already had were a leather horse crop, pliers and a permanent marker. But something I had to get I was really excited about was a tattoo machine and ink also amazon. I practice on oranges for 3 days. It was a saturday morning 5:30am she would go for a run in the morning and this is how her story starts. I waited with my van on the edge of the woods. 6am I could see her coming down the trail. I could see the sweat glistening on her neck. There was nobody around. I was. "How about you?" I said returning the question."I'm off to an audition," Matthew replied."So you're an actor?" I queried."Trying to be," Matthew replied meekly. "It's rather hard trying to getparts but there's a new play opening up on Broadway and I'm going to giveit a shot." What's the play?" I asked."It's a new version of Juliet & Romeo. I'm trying out for the part ofRomeo of course," Matthew replied."Well I'm sure you'll get the part," I said encouraging him. "I rememberhow good you were. ”“Oh right !.” she exclaimed with a decided tone of sarcasm.I had to diffuse this situation immediately, so I leaned over to whisper, “Well you see, it’s like this. We’ve been married for some time, but we just don’t have any spark left in the relationship, so our sex lives are non-existent. It’s like we’re roommates you know.”“Really !” she again exclaimed with another decided edge to her voice. “Sounds like you don’t believe me” I replied.“Oh, I believe you because I can relate to that as.