“If you get here late, they sometimes run out of hot water. This one just got replaced, so it works great,” I said, scrubbing my scalp and trying ...o clear the soap from my eyes. I felt a change in the water pressure and a faint spray on my face, as if someone had put their fingers in front of the showerhead.“Wow, yours is warm. Move over, I’m coming in,” she said.“What?” I asked. There’s no way I heard that correctly. With my eyes still pressed shut I heard my shower curtain slide open behind. S soldier mmm I like them boys in uniform, my Rudy always looked hot in his uniform, I reached for a box of big juicy strawberries, at the same time the hottie reached for the same box too, I looked up at him and smiled and said " I saw it first" he smiled back and said I giggled and said to him " aww you're so cute, I'll let you keep them then" we looked at eachother and I just thought to myself (damn he's so hawt, I would so fuck'im if Rudy would let me) I knew Rudy wouldn't mind, I asked. You wanted to see me Dr. Cole? Yes, Shannon, please send this sample to the lab for the tests indicated on the form. Yes Dr. Cole, will that be all? Actually, Shannon maybe you could answer a question the doctor and I have been debating. Do you think that roast beef is the best meal you could ever eat? Shannon gave me an odd look before immediately answering. I dont like roast beef so I would have to say no. But if I brought in a dish of roast beef, made with my very own personal recipe, would. "I couldn't help but crack up, but quickly turned my attention to my drink, so nobody would think I was crazy just sitting in the corner laughing to myself.There were a few cute girls around, but most looked too coiffed or too bitchy to approach. I wondered at that. Presumably, if they came without a boyfriend, they were here to dance, and perhaps meet guys. But most looked so intimidating that only the oiliest pick-up artists would attempt to vault their defenses.That's not fair. Perhaps, I.