I hate it when people use big words just to make themselves sound perspicacious.Hospitality is the art of making guests feel like they're at home when...you wish they were.Television may insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it's been doing is gathering dust.Every time someone comes up with a foolproof solution, along comes a more-talented fool.I'll bet you $4,567 you can't guess how much I owe my bookie.Behind. For the past hour, Katie had been on the verge of a huge orgasm, but had gotten distracted by a problem with her power steering. For this reason her pussy was still in a frenzy, and seeing the long pecker hanging out of Jerry's blue jeans only aggravated her hard little clit even more! When Jerry realized that Katie was watching him pee, he hurriedly turned away and apologized for having embarrassed her. Katie just laughed and walked over to Jerry and said, "No harm done Jerry, in fact I kinda. I’d been wearing the fuckers for the whole week in Laos pretty much. Ever mindful that all my life possessions were in the pockets, I folded them up and put them beside my pillow. A few minutes later my petite masseuse shuffled back in and asked me to lie down on my front. Through the material of my shirt she kneaded the knots imbedded in my shoulders that were wrought there through lugging my backpack around. Slowly and painfully she made her way down to my legs. Thai massages are seldom. . being quick to cover your breasts from the chill of the air with the dry towel. Under the guise of drying you, I would gently massage your breasts, paying special attention to tweaking your nipples under the towel. I would leave the towel there to insulate you from the clammy sheets, spreading it over you, massaging your belly as I do. Then I re-cover you up to the chin. Now I take two towels and go to the foot of the bed. I pull the bottom of your covers free and fold it up to your knees..