Not family, but old acquaintances. Well, one of them anyhow. Such an amazing man who is no longer with us.’ Hoffman sat in an easy leather chair and...looked at them both. ‘I’m glad you like it. It’s far too big for me. I like something simpler. Would you like to live here?’ ‘What? Me? Here?’ Harry was taken aback by the offer. ‘Are you taking the piss?’ ‘No. Bring your young lady friend with you. Settle down, get married, etcetera etcetera.’ ‘You are taking the piss mate.’ ‘Mister Hoffman, what. "Please, just don't call anyone. Look, let me explain what's going on," he asked."Ok, you have five minutes," I said, closing the phone."It started three weeks ago in Nevada. An entire house was demolished with five people inside by a F-5 tornado. We found their bodies, or what we thought were their bodies. What tipped us off about them, were the large purchases they had made. Then a few days later, it happened again up in Northern Nevada. Two men vanished, and all the vehicles and equipment,. ..When he opened them he realised he wasn't in his Ready Room but in a plain room, with a bed in the middle. He looked around and couldn't see anything. Suddenly a hidden door slid open and an alien walked in. One that he had seen before but hoped not to see again."Hello Captain Picard." Hello, what do you want with me. I warned you last time about a*****ing people" We took on board what you said. This time we are asking for your help".6 months ago Jean-Luc was a*****ed by a race of aliens,. Ready to have some fun?” “Yes. Very ready” “Then perhaps you would be so kind as to carry my coat for me – you might like to carry it in front of you to hide your….well, your excitement” she purred, a glint in her eye. As they stood waiting for the lift Serena took his arm and whispered into his ear. “Did you notice that I was wearing stockings and suspenders when I crossed my legs earlier?” “Yes. Yes I did”. “And did you also see that I had no panties on?” “No. God. That is very naughty”. “And.