She lost the contest to see who could get the most phone numbers on purpose and faked a drowning incident to fool us all into thinking that she was so...e kind of helpless waif that couldn't hurt a fly. I cannot believe I actually dove into the water after that she-devil. I bet that she knew how to swim the whole time. She even stole the gown I was going to wear for the modeling contest. I showed her. I walked down the runway in my underwear and won hands down. The thing that makes me the the. She was the first woman to ever win both awards in one year.She had a hard time giving her acceptance speech, instead she told a story about us. “She told the audience after the first month of being together here in Hollywood, I analyzed all of her work to date. I then told her that she sucked as an actress (that made the whole audience laugh). She said I got really mad at him, and said some very unlady like things to him, and told him to leave and never come back. Then I did what ever girl. Come on! I won't take no for an answer." Simon, seriously, we're not compatible. The places you would like to go would probably distress me." Try me." Well... Oh, I don't know. Where do you want to go?" A secret! A surprise... Mayoni, have you ever dated anybody?!" Ha! What a question to ask a girl!" Have you?"Mayoni smiled. "This is a fascinating lab Simon. Would you like me to show you some of the things going on here?" Huh? Oh yeah, right! Talk about work stuff on a Friday night?!" Simon. Hal was a big guy, around six feet, with broad shoulders and what at one point, was probably a decent set of arms. But his gut hung past his belt and his arms appeared to have as much flab as muscle. His face was always red and he was sporting a pretty decent whiskey bloom as my mother had always referred to the tell tale sign of a serious drinker. I could smell beer on his breath now and his eyes seemed brighter than usual. That explained his more forward behavior and I did the best I could to.