"This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to c...me to terms with the whole thing.I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.2. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.She's 25, and her name's Candy.3. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50.It. She very nearly told her how she had accidentally given Jamie a video of herself masturbating, and then hid in the shadows and watched him jerk off as he viewed it… and masturbated herself, but she wondered what Julie would think of her… even though it was her who said there should be no boundaries on what a mother should do for her son. So when she spoke, all that came out was, “Well Julie, ummm… everything was, uhhh… good I guess.”Julie immediately sensed her new friend’s hesitance and. Bas maine apna 7in ka mota lund uski chut pe ghusa lia. Aur mai hairaan reh gaya ki she was not a virgin, qki uski chut utni toh tight nhi thi jitni ek virgin ladki ki hoti hai. Aur doggie style me use zhatke dene laga usey gaaliya dekar kaha ki bol meri randi maadarchodni kaisa lag rha hai tujheUdne kaha “pehle ye attempt Qnhi kia tumne ooohhhh aaaahhh karib 6 mahino se kisi ne meri ki mail saaf nhi ki hai aaaahhhhh oooohhhooo aaajjjhh tukar dena. Maine aahe bharte hue kaha yaaahhh aajjjhh. ’ ‘I don’t know. Maybe it’s nothing. I ain’t had much experience with women on a domesticated level, so I probably just imagine…’ As his words trailed off, Niko could see something was truly eating at the big guy. ‘What’s up, Brick?’ ‘Well, take yesterday for instance. For weeks Lorette’s been cleaning and planning and scheming about your visit and when the two of you show up, she starts crying. I thought she would be glad to see your wife again, but she just started bawling.’ ‘Women don’t just.