Q. What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?A. They both like a tight seal.Q. What's the difference between a wife and a wheelie bin?A. You only...have to take out a wheelie bin once a week.Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!Q. What did the banana say to the vibrator?A. Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.Q. What's the difference. “Oh, how I wish I was eating your pussy right now,” he told her.“Mmm! I’d like that!” She replied.Michelle remembered from one of his messages how he had said he seduced a lesbian once and that she had told him he ate pussy better than any of the girls she had ever been with. Michelle wondered if this was true and how it would feel to have Bob’s tongue on her pussy.“Oooh! Lick my pussy, Bob,” she said. “I want to feel your tongue on my clit and in my hole,” she moaned.Then she grabbed a dildo. Emma felt she was trying to maybe bond with her so she decided to go ahead and take the milk."Alright Angela just a little bit." Emma don't call me Angela. Please call me Mom. I know in the past I was such a witch with you, but I'm ready for a new beginning. You and Brian are my only children and I want to be the best mother I can be."Emma's heart rejoiced. "Oh Mom! It's so great to hear you say that. I do need a mother right now. It's hard growing up without one." Emma hugged Angela.Oh what a. Some gurls were helping each other align their stockings so they werestraight and in the middle. There were feather boas- pink, purple, somuch color. Jessica felt overwhelmed. She stood in the middle of theroom, feeling over dressed and alone. "Jessica! Is that you honey?" exclaimed an almost dressed Kelly. She wasthe gurl from before who had helped Jessica get a change of outfit afterthat horrible first night. Jessica and Kelly shared a tender butdelicious first kiss that Jessica was still.