' You only heard some sort of random noise when I uttered a lie. That is what the universal translator does when a person knowingly utters a lie."The ...econd question you are asking is how am I able to stand on only two legs. The answer is simple, though it takes several years to learn to accomplish the art easily. I have sensors in my head which tell my brain that I am falling over. My brain interprets those signals and sends commands to my legs and feet to make minute corrections which keep me. “Okay, that sounds cool, but dad what are you going to do if mom and Ashley are there, you gotta go with them right?”“Ah yes, I ran into some friends at the mall that are farmers too and they told me about some places they visit after they are done in the morning as it gets too hot outside to do anything, I’m going to join them after leaving your sister and mom at the gym.” He made a short pause. “Are you sure you don’t want to come? I know you did well alone but we are going to be leaving. Get up!" she yelled at me. With these words she grabbed a corsetand put it round my waist. She had some trouble with it, butfinally it was laced up nice and tight, and even though I couldhardly breathe, my excitement mounted. This was of course veryobvious to her, since my cock already stood at full attention."You like that, don't you?" she asked. "Well, there's more. We'llmake a beautiful maid out of you before the night is through. Butdon't you dare cum before I allow you to, you son of a. I turned to walk back to my room thinking of books I could read when the devilish side of my brain snapped on. I stopped in my tracks and looked down the hallway. Most of the staff was on slacking as my parents were not here to oversee things, and I knew several of the maids had gone out for an afternoon of shopping. Stella was here of course but she was in her quarters watching her afternoon stories. That left me basically alone. I tip-toed with my bare feet to Ming-Lee's bedroom door......I.