"IM NOT FUCKING GAY GRANDAD!"Mummy switched on the TV I could hear the clunking of a VHS player. I could hear a rerun of sesame street during the Bing...Crosby years, it made me nostalgic of giving hand jobs to black people in the parking lot of kfc. Next door I could hear the loud music Carpenters -We've Only Just Begun I started to brace my self for the bizarre insertions that would follow.I loved this song it like Abba dancing queen. Id tuck my penis between my legs and pretend I was a girl as. I was staring at the greatest set of tit's I've ever seen to this day. They were milky white and round with a little sag, but here nipples stuck straight out, centered nicely on her boobs. The nipples were hard, as thick as my little finger, surrounded by half dollar size aureoles. My cock at this point was jerking up and down and I thought I would shot off right then. Then my mom hooked her fingers in her panties and pulledthem down and kicked them off. When she stood up she was completely. But emotional or physical excitement can trigger the instructive need. It’s an involuntary reaction. Using my thumbs, I pushed them firm and slowly up her labia, spreading her pink folds for me. I kissed her delicious open pussy deeply. Delving my tongue into her, I flickered. She contracted, squeezing me back out, her legs trembling against my elbows. She was ready. I loved her taste. It had been too long. I kissed her again and pulled back. Looking to Jennifer, I saw her eyes glazed with lust. “No, if you want to make me feel any worse” I answered flatly. Soon I heard the door creak open and she walked in, closing it behind her.This time she spoke very softly, “I am sorry Joe. I did not want to walk in on you like that and make a scene. Why did you have to do that any way? You are beautiful, sexy young man with a huge dick and it should be very easy for you to get laid”. In response, I could only grumble and told her that Rosemary broke up with me and I had not been laid in over 2.