Instead of the usual pleasantries and a discussion of baseball standings with Dad, they had something to say and it floored me. Someone had made an of...er on the house in Ithaca. The house that I lived in. That I'd grown up in. The house that I'd always considered mine. "I hate to push you, son," Dad told me. "I know you wanted more time out in California. But to tell the truth, you haven't said much about coming back. If you can give us a firm date on when you'll go back to Ithaca, we'll turn. My uncle listened attentively to Rahotep's story and then to mine. He then looked at us both in silence whilst rubbing his head and shifting in his chair. Finally he said,“This day I will send a letter to His Majesty recommending that you Rahotep be made a hereditary noble, chief snake catcher and steward of the palace. I do this purely to reward you for your bravery and for the services you have rendered the dual kingdom and, of course, to reward my neice here. She obviously loves you very. Would you like me to kiss you?"I gave her a long, hard look. Well, I have a reputation for going for broke, and I sure lived up to it then."Only if I can suck on your tits, too. But I thought you weren't gay." I thought I wasn't a lot of things. Until last week. Now I don't know what I am."I got up, moved to her side, and hugged her. "You're Jessie. That's all you need to be." Goddamn it, Emily! In the past week, I've screwed my brother! I screwed my father! I can't believe it. I thought I had. One time specifically comes to mind when he came up to my room looking for a condom, his girlfriend was downstairs. He was wearing nothing but his boxers and he looked me in the eye and let out a grin and said to me and said "can u help a brother out?"then shifting his gaze downwards towards his crotch, he was starting to buldge, I said jokingly I didn't think I had a condom small enough for his size, i was sitting at my desk and then he moved toward me until his crotch was near my face and.