Try to mind your P's and Q's as much as possible, okay?" They gonna have any good blow at this party?" Matt asked."How about the bar?" Jake asked. "Ar... the drinks free, or do we have to pay for them?"Janice sighed, already trying to figure out how big of a disaster this was going to be.The limousine pulled up in front of the theater and the three of them emerged into a sea of onlookers. There were dozens of photographers and videographers stationed just on the other side of a purple velvet rope. “If I hadn’t spent all that time teaching you, I could have gotten the work done by myself.”“But why do you want to be by yourself?” I asked. “Obviously you like women. And like I said, you’re not ugly. So how come you don’t have a girlfriend, or even a wife?”“I had a girlfriend, but it didn’t work out. It was so unhappy I decided not to go through that again.”“Why didn’t it work out?”“She slept with my best friend.”“Oh.”“So not only did I lose her, I lost my best friend, too. Seemed like a lot. 'Bob, Bob come quick take a look at this,' it was my turn in the bathroom by now and I had my head under the tap rinsing off the suds having just finished washing what little remaining hair I have, so by the time I got to the bedroom window it was too late, all I saw was the back of two people as they disappeared in through the front door and it closed behind them. 'Too late' she said 'you should have seen what she was wearing, or should I say what she wasn't wearing', 'thanks for nothing' I. He said he would talk to him but not to say anything if they just show up just act like we were friends. I said ok then a knock on the door it was them. I asked if they wanted a drink they said yes sure he was a big guy a little older than Mitch a little bigger fat I just say it and dark so we had a few drinks when his cousin went to the bathroom when he did Mitch told me he told his cousin that I was a slut and that I would try to fuck them both maybe after a few drinks he heard that from a.