She just laughed and said she guessed we had the same problem. She then said she had just finished moving into her new apartment and asked if I would ...ike to see it. Of course I said yes knowing I was going to fuck her for sure! She had a one bedroom apt. nicely furnished and really comfortable. She said she previously lived in a 2 BR with a roommate and it didn't work out. I told her that once you get mid-20's roommates are not an answer and you're better off alone at least in my experience.. Derek: Hi Minda. Minda: Hi Derek: I haven't seen you in here before, I would haveremembered the name; it's very pretty. Derek shook his head at the corniness of his words. Thank god hewasn't talking to her face to face, he thought; not that he was muchbetter with women in person. Minda: It's Native American, and it means knowledge. Derek: Cool. Well, he thought, she was still talking to him. They made small talk for a few minutes until she requested totalk in. Upon becoming human and acquiring these new senses, Cortana had been utterly intrigued by them. Smell was amazing, taste was even more so, but her favourite was definitely touch. It added a whole new dimension to her existence. Right now, she could physically feel the clothes on her body, the warmth of the sun on her face, and the sand beneath her feet.Cortana remembered the moment when she experienced the best part of touch. She had been taking a shower, and for the first time, she noticed. I tried to fake smiles and agree to get along, but she read me like an ironic 'no smoking' sign on your cigarette break.My vengeful client, the voluptuous former pornstar , Anita Phisting took matters into her own hands, so to speak. (there it is again! was that an inadvertent pun?)She lost it, swearing to the point a sailor would blush and dousing the turgid trio in kerosene before setting them alight, creating a boner fire. (Stop, please, no s'mores !)With a cackle that would make .