” Sandy rolled his eyes. “Without even reading it?” “I don’t even need to read them anymore. Two implausibly handsome men meet, initially ...islike each other, end up having tender and loving sex with lots of flowers and sparkles.” I shrugged. “Oof.” Sandy had gotten up and dropped into my lap. “I’ll help,” he said. “Fine.” “If you write scathing reviews, nobody’s going to believe you don’t care,” he said, leaning forward to look at the screen. “I do care about Oracle,” I admitted. “I just. Matt said not to stop masturbating on his account."What were you masturbating to anyway?"I had forgotten all about what I was fantasizing about but I stuttered I like the feel of panties and stockings and often got off just on the feel."Are you Gay?" Matt asked."No." I plainly stated although I had fantasized about giving a blowjob."Are you?" I asked as I started to move my hand against my crotch, a little surprised that I was still hard."NO! Hey I am not the one in panties here." Matt abruptly. " She laughs again. "I write stories and publish them on the Internet. And I never, ever, tell anybody I do it." Why not?" I say. "Nothing wrong with that."She puts on a big act of looking both ways to see that we're alone--we are, I mean, nobody else has come in, the place is a morgue--but she goes all conspiratorial and whispers, "I write sex stories." You mean romances, maybe?" No, I think I want to write those, too, but so far it's only sex stories. Erotica. Porn."I don't think at all. I'm. “It’s ok” Ashley replied. “I should have dumped him a long time ago. I found out he was cheating on me with an older girl in school.”“That’s terrible” said Raylene.“Yeah. I wanted him to take my virginity, but he said I was too young and inexperienced, so he decided to go sleep with a girl 3 years older than me. I’m sure I could have done everything she could. What a jerk” Ashley exclaimed.“Boys really can be” Raylene told her. “But don’t worry, it was his loss. I’m sure you would have rocked.