"This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit1. I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair, but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to c...me to terms with the whole thing.I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning.2. The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.She's 25, and her name's Candy.3. Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50.It. Then, each time they write something new, we can reuse the facial shot and add some additional activity shots. From time to time, we can toss in some group shots to give the reader a sense of our clan life. What do you think?”“I think you’re a bit of a journalist, yourself. Let’s go!”The week of the first posting, we got a lot of hits and a few comments, mostly positive. There was one guy who asked why we were wasting time and energy on creating fantasies of no value or consequence. It bugged. One beer, two shot gunned beers and two shots later, Emma was so drunk that she didn’t mind the hands gliding over her. Whoever had their grip on her waist spun her around and nearly had his lips over hers before she was ripped away. She had held onto her savior’s hand tightly, her vision blurred as she tried to register what was going on. Adam merely dragged her throughout the campus, from inside the frat house to the cold, fall air and then in front of her dorm room. It was there, with the. "Oh you've gone and done it now. They're gonna think you're a freak." I tried to smile and shake my nervousness. Christie put her little hand on top of mine and winked. "No need to be nervous hon, we understand." I thought she was just being sarcastic at first. I mean, let's face it, even the most mainstream fetishes are not widely accepted. Mark read my emotions as they ran across my face. "Steven, man, calm down. What Christie is trying to tell you is that we throw those parties. I've even.