"It makes you special. I'm seeingsomething beautiful develop in you. It's weird, but I feel like I shouldprotect you and give you the space to allow t...at something to blossom.I'd like the see more of Vivian. I also want to see more of Kevin, mindyou. But I think it would be a waste to throw whatever you're feelingnow away." Richard put his other arm around me, and gave me a gentlekiss on the forehead. "Does that make any sense?"In that moment, I closed my eyes and held Richard tightly. "Thank. When I walked in to see how they were doing, I found them all staring at the nude girls and I realized they were watching one of the adult channels. Looking around the room I saw several of them were sporting a boner and rubbing the front of thier underware. I laughed a bit and asked them if they thought they should be watching such a movie. I started to change the channel, but the boys pleaded with me to leave it on. I thought, what the hell they were growing up fast, and I sat down to watch. ”“Yeah, that’ll do it. I’ve been doing this work for more than twenty years. I know some people. How many ... never mind, we’ll just assume that I pull ALL of the favors that I’m owed for this one. Give me just a moment, please.” He stared off into space, a blank look on his face. His eyes started moving, then his lips. He sat that way for almost a minute. “Okay, thank you. I was trying to come up with a ballpark figure on what the value is on these patents.”I slid a piece of paper over to him,. ’Me: ‘Here you are. OK now, what’s the wifi password?’Bartender: ‘ “youneedtobuyadrinkfirst”; No spaces and all lowercase.’----Prince Harry’s Bachelor Party - Quote of the DayIt’s really weird stuffing money into a stripper’s G string when every bill has a photo of your grandmother printed on it.”Compliments of technomage‎Unitarian Universalist jokesQ: What do you get when you cross a UU with a Jehovah’s Witness?A: Someone who knocks on your door for no apparent reason.You May Be A Unitarian.