"No.Really!" Rex insisted, as if he realized no one believed him. "Or,anyway, that's my story. And I'm stickin' to it!" Again, hugelaughter. Rex w...s a regular comedian. I wonder if anyone cared anymorethat all of this seemed to be at my expense. At this point, all Iwanted was for this evening to come to a conclusion so that I coulddisappear into my room to wait for the wedding the next day."But I'm supposed to be toasting Grace and her fianc?," Rex returned tothe task at hand. "As. A helping hand was offered me to stand as time had arrived to let myinside empty out."Sit like a good sissy and let it all go, I'll come back in a minute tosee how you're getting on."With that I was left alone to do what I had to do; only full as I wasand try as I did nothing seemed to want to flow free. The cramping evengot worse each time I tried to push, in the end I just sat and waited inhope, after a while suddenly the flood gates opened. I'm sure my wholedirty inside was now sitting in. One had a pedal attached,which rested on the floor; the other cable was longer but didn't appearto go anywhere. "I will attach a small needle to the cable which Iinsert into the hair follicle. When I press the pedal, a controlledcurrent of electricity will weaken the follicle. Using tweezers I gentlyremove the hair." You said it weakened the hair follicle. Does that mean that the hairwill grow back?" Yes, the hair might grow back but it will be finer. Sometimes afollicle requires several zaps. Giusto quando i miei genitori stavano varcando la soglia del piccolo albergo, all' ennesima strusciata di cazzo su quelle gambe e calze da sogno, esplosi in una sborrata inverosimile sulle sue calze, e mentre lei si stava girando esclamai estasiato: "Omsa, che gambe!!!" A quel punto credevo che mi avrebbe cazziato e cacciato di lì in men che non si dica, invece, mentre la sborra le colava sulle calze, mi disse, stupita: "Anche tu la fotocopia di tuo zio, che sta sempre ad armeggiare sulle mie.