What an amazing phenomenon! Women who are willing to have sex with strangers, just because they're celebrities." Yes." I don't suppose this is a comfo...table subject for you, is it?" Alice said.I smiled. "I haven't gone near a groupie in years," I said. "But if you want to know if I've ever allowed myself to be seduced by a groupie, I'm afraid the answer is yes." I suppose we all succumb to temptation at some point in our lives," Alice said.Now, I wonder what she meant by that?The conversation. " Yeah that's the thing, I have you down as a 40 and a 22. Which justdoesn't really make any sense but that's what your hips and waist are.Your inseam's a 34. I don't know if you're going to have a lot of luck inthis section, uh, sir. I might be able to help you out in the lady'sdepartment."Kevin stood there and felt his face flash crimson, embarrassment andanger flashed in his eyes. "Don't get cute with me, just cause I'm alittle bigger around doesn't mean I need women's pants, I'm a 40x34. But then it was off to work. “Probably going to Alan’s after work,” I told her. “Should I wait up?” She asked. The tone in her voice made the double meaning of her question so clear. “That sounds good.” I said it in a soft reassuring tone. “I won’t be too late.” My day was usual. Work, and I hung out at my best friends house doing pretty much nothing. He was a little surprised though when I went to leave at about 11 o’clock on a Friday night. I explained it was a slow night anyways and I was. “Glad to see you again,” Thomas said, extending his hand. “We weren’t sure how long you planned to stick around. We’ve put your practices into effect, feeding the local zombies, though we haven’t attempted camping with them yet.”“It’s best you don’t until absolutely vital, it’s an unnecessary risk,” she acknowledged.“We noticed there were more than usual, but they were well-behaved. In the meantime, the work we did on our extended garden has expanded our range. With the zombies under managed.