I was just eating some porridge that had been left out," she stepped back and gestured for Kristen to step inside, seeming totally unperturbed by the ...ther girl's nakedness, "The first was far too hot, the next far too cold, but the last one was just right. I'm feeling a little sleepy from eating though, and I was just testing out the beds."This was starting to sound disturbingly familiar to Kristen.The girl continued, "The first bed was too hard, and the next too soft, but would you like to. Better still, it’s always springtime, and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play baseball all we want, and we never get tired.’‘That’s fantastic, ‘ said Frank ‘It’s beyond my wildest dreams! So what’s the bad news?’‘You’re pitching Tuesday.’One day a man decided to retire... He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise and proceeded to have the time of his life, that is, until the ship sank.He soon found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, nothing, only bananas and. Ruby was definitely the more experienced and polished dancer, but Diamond made up for it with being more accommodating to special extras.Eventually Ruby excused herself saying she had to go make some money, and left me with her sister. I asked Diamond if she needed to go as well, but she said no. She had heard about what Ruby and I did the night before, including our time in the VIP booth. She said she wanted me to give her a chance to see how she was better than her sister. I wasn't about. None of this was making any sense."Well the first time was after church one Sunday. Apparently, they hadhad some kind of puppet show in children's church about heaven andhell--we had a very creative children's minister in those days--andTimothy asked me if we were all going to heaven. I told him only if heasked Jesus to come into his heart. He asked me what to say, and I toldhim. He may have done it then. I know he did it in Sunday School thenext year because the teacher, a real soul winner.