He didn’t listen. It was cold out there, but my fate was even colder and crueler. He pulled me into the woods, and I meekly followed, since he was a...lot stronger than me. I had a boyfriend at the time. A nice fellow. He had a strange name, but that didn’t bother me. So when this guy began to kiss me, I pulled away and *told* him I had a boyfriend, even though he knew that. He looked at me with scorn and said ‘I don’t care.’ Those were the meanest words I had ever heard. Worse than being called. My wife goes to the gym everyday so I waited for her to leave jump in the shower play with my meat and the I get out and scream in pain my mother in law comes in and I say I think I have cram and I can't move but I don't want her to help because I am naked, she just smiled and aske were it hurt I say my calf and she gets on her knees and her eyes get as big as plates, as she is massaging my leg she is looking straight at my dick, I wount lie I am not a big guy it's about 7.5 but very very thick. "Hi, everybody," I said with a small wave. A number of hands shot out,some holding papers, others seeking a handshake or some other touch. Istepped up to the tape and shook some of the hands before taking a fewof the papers and signing my name with a pen that Dad had kindlyprovided me with moments later. That satisfied many people, but I knewthere were a lot more behind them who would want the same."Are you ready?" the policeman asked me. I noticed that his name tagread Taggart. I nodded at. " What a load of shit. I was the one who ended up in the E.R. getting stitches in my forehead because she threw a plate at me." I pushed my hair out of the way, revealing the scar. "I had to bring the cops with me to get what was left of my stuff out of her house. She destroyed most of it." I knew it had to be bullshit." But Wendy believes it." Yeah. Look, I'm sorry. Bob and Will don't buy it either, but Wendy has their wives at a boil."I sighed and said, "Well, I can kind of understand it.